Violence Growing Exponentially High in Iran

Several days back, TMO posted an article about the Iranian protests which were meant to force the United States Playing Card Company to start re-printing Jerry's Nuggets.

http://themagiconion.blogspot.com/2009/06/iranians-protest-for-jerrys-nuggets.html (Copy and paste if not clickable)

TMO reporters were on location in Iran to witness the terror that the United States Playing Card Company had caused. When I managed to jump through many hoops to speak with Mr. Phil Doci, the United States Playing Card Company's president, he really did not shed much light as to their plan on settling the issues in Iran. "What goes in Iran is none of our concern. Our branch in Iran does a fine job printing cards as does all of our facilities. We look to a brighter future and we hope that Iran can grow used to using plastic cards. They may not have the same quality as the cards printed in the United States, but they are the best we can print in Iran. We have the best cards you will find over there."

Well Mr. Doci reached his goal for a brighter future when earlier today the United States Playing Card Company's printing facility in Iran was burned to the ground when refusing to print Jerry's Nugget playing cards.

"This is [Profanity removed by TMO]. Why they [Profanity removed by TMO] can't just print us our [Profanity removed by TMO] cards is beyond me. I'd rather die than use their pieces of plastic [Profanity removed by TMO]," stated one of the protestors present in the United States Playing Card Company's building burning.

President Borack Obama has yet to come up with a plan to help Iran from becoming nothing more than a Jerryless anarchy. "I believe that in America, we have our own issues to worry about. Iran is going through a tough time, but I believe they will get through this."

Things are getting pretty heated in Iran. Let's hope things get better soon.

-Mr. S