D&D Unveiled.... Dan & Dan?

Dan White and Dan Hauss, two magicians known for their work with famous street magician David Blaine, have started their own magic company to release material. Their name? Dan & Dan. This struck us as a surprise as it has an astounding resemblance to the other magic/cardistry company, Dan & Dave. TMO had a small interview with Dan Hauss about the new company.


PLEASE NOTE: Dan Hauss had red eyes and could not walk straight at the time of the interview.

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TMO: So what made you two decide to go out on your own?

DH: Well we had the fanbase to do it. We could make more moula if we went out on our own.

TMO: Well that makes sense.

DH: No, it makes dollars.

TMO: Are you being funny?

DH: Huh?

TMO: Ok. Anyway, I wish to switch gears a bit and ask you about the name behind your company. Why Dan & Dan?

DH: Well it was simple. It matched us and the way we felt and stuff. Dan & Dan. Simple, clean, and straight to the point. It's just us so we thought the name would be awesome. That, and of course it was original.

TMO: Right. Now are you aware of Dan & Dave Buck? The name of their company is Dan & Dave. Many may accuse you of copying their company name. Care to comment?

DH: Listen man. Dan & Dave can take their Jerry's and shove them up their [Prafinity Removed by TMO]. We came up with the name first.

TMO: Anything else you wish to add?

DH: Legalize crack.

TMO:Is that all?

DH: Your mother makes a good steak dinner.

TMO: Thank you for your time.
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Dan White was not available for an interview due to his pre-arranged meeting with David Blaine.

The dynamic duo is rumored to be releasing a DVD called The Machine and a 3 disc set tentatively titled The Trinity.

-Mr. S