Bizzaro's Trick Goes Wrong

During a live show magician Bizzaro B. Demented (owner of http://magicrants.blogspot.com/) accidentally messed up on his famous eye trick, and pulled out his own eye.  The audience thought it was all part of the act, but then the eye slipped out of his hand, and landed in an amazed spectators mouth. When the spectator, who choses to remain anonymous,  spit the eye out it then landed in his wife's drink, (Mrs. Houchin vows to never drink a vodka and tonic again.)

Bizzaro, who was consumed watching the fiasco in bewilderment finally realized that he he had taken out his own eye,  he let out a scream and ran off stage.  While gone the someone in the screaming crowed stepped and squashed his eyeball.

Bizzaro is now in intensive care at the hospital.  Once released he will finally be put into the psych ward, a feat doctors have previously been unable to accomplish.

We will keep you updated,


Mr. F

Another Change

Today we welcome a new member to the team, a man by the name of Mr. F. His debut story will be here on Friday.



-Mr. S

Funny Video of the Week.

A brand new addition in TMO each week we will be posting a funny magic related video, it could be a bad performance, crappy tutorial, MagicDude09 explosin etc... So here is this weeks video.

-Mr. S

Brain Tudor; Magician, Flourisher, Town Hall Protester.

Brain Tudor (as seen in this extremely popular video) was given the chance to ask Senator Arlen Specter's (D-PA) a question at his Town hall meeting last week. Although unlike many of the protesters at the meeting Tudor's concern was not about heath care reform bill (H.R. 3200) , rather Tudor has asked Senator Specter to propose a new bill to congress. The title; P.C.R. 808 (Playing Card Reform 808.) After Brian asked this question the Senator bursted out in laughter. Tudor immediately went totally out of control and punched members of the audience. Tudor will be tried in court next year.

-Mr. S

Side Note: Our new schedule will be a new story every Tuesday and Thursday with "News Flashes" (small stories) sporadically throughout the week. If we fail to produce a story on Tuesday or Thursday, we will make it up later in the week.

Criss Angel beLIEve.

Over the past few months the crew of Criss Angel Believe

and The Luxor hotel in Las Vegas have been thinking about a new magic act to replace Criss Angel's show. According to numerous sources the Luxor has not been happy with the show. Mr. Angel would like to focus more on dating Playboy bunnies and taking trips to Mexico, than performing and practicing his magic tricks. The Luxor and the Believe crew want to still want a magic show, they just want to change a few effects and the performer. Now you might be asking your self "Who will be replacing Criss?" Well The Luxor surfed the web for a magician whose knowledge of magic succeeds that of Mr. Angel’s, and they have found a relative newcomer that goes by the name of MagicDude09. Now we haven’t heard much from MagicDude09 in the past couple of months (we believe th

at he has kept himself in captivity to increase his magic skill.) He now has bought Card College Vol. 1 and can hold 48 playing cards (of the Black Tiger brand) He says that even though it is not a full deck of cards his "specks" will never be the wiser. The show will continue to keep the same name. We have a leaked copy of the new advertising poster for the show. We hope MagicDude09 the best for his professional career, and Criss the best for his bunny.

Mr. J

A Welcomed Addition.

After tons of applications to become a TMO writer Mr. S and I have added someone new. He goes by the name Mr. J. You can expect his first story for the week which also doubles as his inaugural story, Wednesday. Until then if you feel you have what it takes to work with TMO send an email to TheMagicOnion@gmail.com Hey, you never know.

-Mr. N

Ricky Smith's Secret

Good evening ladies and gents, I promised new posts and I am forced to deliver. For tonight TMO has finally got proof that Ricky Smith Jr. is in fact a cyborg. We have been suspecting this for quite sometimes (ever since we saw him cut a hotdog on Timewarp.) Here is an image that was taken recently. We will let it speak for its self.

-Mr. N